You ever notice in movies and TV that no one ever goes to the toilet? Then again, they never fart, sneeze or pick their nose either. Still, a little cinema verite wouldn’t go amiss.
To rectify this glaring omission are some truly toilet earrings from Nerdy, pero trendy
Flushed away
This way, you can fashionably remind everyone that you too need to sit on the porcelain throne from time to time. Mmmmmmm, nice.
This got me thinking, and searching, and I found that these weren’t the only earrings inspired by that most private of moments. These are up there on the ugh scale, but have a certain revolting charm.
Wash your hands after wearing
You’ve heard of shit for brains, well now there’s shit for ears!
