OK, it’s the time of the month, you got the painters and decorators in, you’re thinking you need to make something magical to hang from your ear. Hang on, whats that? Take a used tampon and turn it into an earring? My god girl you are insane. An insane genius! This is why men will always be crawling behind you like slaves to a slug-trail. If only god knew that original sin would lead to such creativity, he would have left us well alone.
Speaking of which…
Before eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve either knew that disobeying God was evil or they didn’t.
If they didn’t, then they can’t be blamed for disobeying him.
If they did, then they already possessed the knowledge that God had forbidden.
Either way, God could not justly banish them from Eden.
(Adduced by Richard R. La Croix, taken from the Futility Closet)
Whether you agree with that or not ladies and gentlemen is beside the point because I give you (drum roll)… the Tampon Earring!!!
...but you can only wear it once a month...
Phenomenal – there’s a ‘how to’ on the site so you can construct your own. The only tragedy, I’m sure you agree, is that it is not real blood but food colouring. I don’t know about you, but I count blood as food (not in a vampire way, more in a steak way). Speaking of which, the sexiest dream I ever had I was a vampire. But that’s another story for another time.
