Some people really don’t like ear piercings; mothers especially often get very frustrated by them. My sister’s solution was to buy our mum some expensive earrings so that she would have to get her ears pierced; it was then easy for her to do the same.
I’m all for any kind of ear-related appendage, but I’ve got to say, some thrill me more than others. Here are a couple of rather disturbing demonstrations of what happens when people get a bit too involved in their craft. I’ve never been a fan of these really stretched ears – they look like a loose bit of thread hanging from a jumper and I just want to go and chop them off but here we see them for what they are – useful storage space for when you run out of cupboards.

Do you want fries with that?
Image from Just Sick Shit and BME

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink
Image from Streaming John




