The lengths people will go for good earrings is phenomenal.
Shop-lifting… sometimes, armed robbery…often… murder…maybe
Add to that list of iniquity and despair a new, tragic crime – dog-napping. Hard as it is to believe that dogs even wear earrings, let alone earrings that are considered valuable, but those are the facts and as facts they are impossible to ignore. Perhaps context will shed some light; this foul crime took place in a South Florida gay bar. Now, when I think of Florida I think of one game, one man, and one piece of advice…
Well, I don’t know what Tony would make of this, but it seems one Hudson Hayward Hemingway – that would be a dog – was stolen. What makes this dog special was that it was clad in pink and wearing earrings.
The only photo of me on the internet and I'm not wearing my damn earrings...
The 4-month-old Chihuahua is about the size of a softball, light-cream colored with a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings. The thief was a man with Britney Spears’ name tattooed on either his neck or arm. The owner says he let the man hold Hudson briefly, and as soon as he turned around the dog and the specialty bag he was in were gone.
Where. To. Begin.
A softball sized dog wearing earrings in a special bag stolen by a man with a Britney Spears tattoo from a gay bar.
You. Can’t Make. This. Up.
