God I love puns. And Koreans. Well, Korean girls to be specific. Some of the finest, fanciest, fittest women to walk this earth. If you doubt my words, I simply need point you in the direction of Girls Generation. 9 gorgeous girls who sing, dance, and generally have a damn good time.

What can you do after that except hit the floor and start praying you might be lucky to be reborn as a pair of pants.

Good to see these girls exhibiting the quirky panache which I’ve come to expect from Korea. Never mind their North Korean cousins are playing ‘who hid the rice’, these Southern gems are glamming it up left right and center.

They certainly don’t mess about when it comes to fashion and earrings. Here’s a nifty online site from Korea called Fashion Jewellery TV [Disclosure - I haven't yet ordered from them so they could be shit.]

So now you too can look as sexy as these little minxes! Crazy name, cray earrings; they’e got 520! To save you the trouble, here’s some of the best…

Also picks up satellite TV

What all little dolls want

Hungry cat, dead fish

Love those ones in the middle! So sharp, so angular, so shiny. I WANT!